juan ton zoup posted:

1. you find yourself beginning to like accordion music
2. lawn care has become a big highlight of your life
3. your underwear creeps up on you and you enjoy it
4. you tune into the easy listening station on purpose
5. you discover that your measurements are now small medium and large in that order
6. you keep repeating yourself
7. you start videotaping daytime game shows
8. at cafeterias you complain that the jello is to tough
9. your new easy chair has more options than your car
10. when you do the hokey pokey you put your left hip out and it stays there
11. 1 of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle
12. conversations with people of your own age often turn into dueling ailments
13. you keep repeating yourself
14. it takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump
15. you’re on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker
16. you begin every other sentence with "nowadays"
17. you run out of breath walking down a flight of stairs
18. you look both ways before crossing a room
19. you come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity
20. it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night
21. you go to a garden party and you’re mainly interested in the garden
22. you find your mouth making promises your body cant keep
23. at parties you attend, ‘regularity’ is considered the topic of choice
24. you start beating everyone else at trivia games
25. you frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread used to cost
26. your back goes out more than you do
27. you keep repeating yourself
28. your childhood toys are in a museum
29. the clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style….come back in style
30. all your favorite movies are now revised in color
31. the car that you bought brand new is now a very valuable antique
32. you keep repeating yourself
33. you find this list tasteless and insensitive

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